Friday, March 30, 2007

MOM

Hee hee...I bet my mother just got so excited thinking this post was about her. It's not. Instead, it's about the other MOM...Milk of Magnesia.

This stuff is AWESOME. Seriously. I've been stopped up for 4 days now. Not completely stopped up, but enough to make me uncomfortable and really want to have a good poop. I decided to try the MOM and see what happens. It claims to be cramp-free and will have you working in 1/2 to 6 hours. Worth a try, right?

So, I took a dose at 10:30 this morning. Choked it down because, honestly, it's not the tastiest stuff. And then I waited. And waited. And then at 2:30, a miracle happened. I spent the next 20 minutes expelling every last piece of poop left in my body. With no cramps at all! It was like the best diarrhea in the world. (I never thought I would ever write that sentence.) I feel 10 pounds lighter and so relieved. I love you, Phillips Milk of Magnesia. Your bright blue bottle will live in my heart forever.
This is NOT a sponsored post.


4 comments:

Heather said...

Wow, I might puke every last piece of vomit from my body after reading that.

Holly said...

HAHHA.... yes, the stuff works! I give it all the time at work to the little old ladies that haved pooped in 2 days!!! They swear they have a bowel obstruction but don't take into consideration they are on morphine.

Emmakirst said...

Absolutely hilarious reading this.
Thanks for the congrats your site is great.

MB said...

I love people that have the nerve to post about a good poop. Now that you are knocked up you will be obessed with poop for years to come. First yours, then the baby's.

PS Stool softener tablets got me through my pregnancy and post partum days!

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