Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Affinity for all things GROSS!!!

So my wife and I like to scold, discuss, and laugh about all things gross and disgusting. While sneezing isn't the grossest thing in the world, I get scolded about it all the time. I am an explosive sneezer!!! I sneeze in sets of 3-5 all the time. I don't want to be messy (the gross part), so I plug my nose and hold the sneezes in. She says my head is going to explode! The only side effect is that my hats don't fit well anymore (a little tight)...J/K! So today, I tried to hold one in, but didn't get there in time and I exploded all over my computer monitor. I had to tell my wife, and she said that she almost snootered on herself upon reading about my mishap. Just thought I would let you all know that it is OK to discuss all things gross and disgusting, cause it means that we have a solid, strong relationship...at least until I do something offensive, gross, and/or disgusting again (normally about 15 minutes apart).--DH

6 comments:

Amy said...

I guess I'll have to start signing my posts now too so everyone can distinguish who wrote it. Although I guess it's obvious on this one...

Sarah said...

uhhh are you allowed to be writing on here?

Amy said...

Ms. Bird,

The name of our blog is Anderson FAMILY. Don't hate on my husband!

Love,

Amy

Anonymous said...

I'll get you Bird, and your dog too!
--DH

Sarah said...

haha! I learned online today that your snot can go up to 3 meters away from you.
btw I love your husband.
"sipping and reminiscing on days when I had a Mustache"- Fergie

Anonymous said...

"Da Husband" (ask "Da Wife's" mom) loves you too Bird!

--DH

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